It's Too Dang Cold!!

I don't know about any of you. But I HATE cold weather!! I'm a miniature rat terrier. So my fur is very thin. So thin,in fact, that you can see my pink skin underneath. I have my own closet. And it's full of warm clothes. So I wear a different outfit every day. That helps keep me warm!
That's not the only reason I hate cold weather though. It's also because it keeps me and my human mom indoors. My mom has to get around in an electric wheelchair. So I love to hook my leash to it, and pull her around outdoors. Or sometimes I will drive the chair. I miss going down to the pond to watch the ducks and geese. Hmm, I bet they taste just like chicken! There are a lot of squirrels around here too. They make me so dang mad! They get on our porch and stand up, and taunt me through the glass of the storm door! I want one so bad. I bet they taste just like chicken! And then there is enemy number one... the postman! He has the nerve to drive that funny looking box on wheels right through my territory. I can't chase him because it's too cold to go out. Hmm, I bet he tastes just like chicken too!! Dog gone it, now I've gone and made myself hungry. Time to remind mom that it's snack time!